Wolves + Sheep: Frankenparrot
Friends, this arguably defamatory strip owes its existence to the fact that the “artist” (a generally cowardly and risk-averse man) has analysed the litigiousness of Alan Jones and come up with the following inequation:
Where the set of “litigiousness” can be defined as
L: {Easy Target …Target Makes You Regret That You Were Ever Born}
Then we can describe Alan Jone’s position on the “litigiousness” continuum thusly
Pedophiles < Alan Jones < Lee Kuan Yew
This, combined with the fact that Chris Master’s boots apparently still contain Chris Masters, as opposed to wafting plumes of smoke, suggests that Jones is unwilling to carry out threats to sue over a publication as long as it carries some defensible resemblance to reality. What we are saying is that, in real life, Alan Jones beats up talking wolf envoys of the Prime Minister. So sue us.